mensulation

Any of the various proprietary substances engineered to absorb discharges from the twat.

Janet takes great pride in knowing that many advances in mensulation began during tests between her legs.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

manlation

Manlation is the male version of the original statement or text as intended for the female counterpart of the conversation.

The underlying meaning of the mans attempt to woo a women.

The dirty version of a compliment.

It makes no difference to me babe what ever makes you happy. I know I'll enjoy spending time with you either way. And I'm really hoping there will many more nights to spend alone with you so really the more the merrier.

He manlation version:
I just can't stop thinking about banging the shit out of your mouth and your asshole so quit being annoying and just come over.

by J Dizzle Fo Shizzle January 25, 2014

Manflation

When the ego of a man grows

By scoring that chick last night, his Manflation levels are through the roof!

by Stealthrunnr January 12, 2022

Manjulation

Verb. To not only ejaculate but to like ejaculate like a man.

Dude...did you see that manjulation all over face?

by Manjulation April 19, 2019

manualation

the use of methods for controlling processes manually, especially by human beings. To consciously choose to do complete a process manually rather than by automation

Rather than automation something you choose manualation, you choose to manualate.

by Last on the bus September 28, 2006

mansultations

One man consulting another man professionally and with intent to empower him to be successful at a task. Nothing sketchy, but there will most likely be beer and power tools involved... and grunting.

Bobby, this is why I told you to ask me first... you really needed some mansultations before attempting to fist her with your foot!

by MaTheMeatloaf! August 7, 2015

Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008