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Mancation

When a woman takes a break from men for awhile. It usually occurs after a period of back to back relationships or after a flurry of cringe worthy first dates. During her mancation, she doesn't date, go online or think about a relationship with a man. She purposefully takes herself off the market and out of the dating game. This period usually involves an increase in self-care, hanging with girlfriends, shopping, taking stock of her life and developing her career or new creative pursuits. Success frequently follows a mancation.
Did you notice that Kim Kardashian has taken a total mancation? She's all about her business right now. Good for her.
by Bklngrl January 7, 2011
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Mazination

A massive shlong that is bigger than 20inches
Omg hollies mazination is so big wtf
by Massiveshlong May 26, 2019
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marination

The juice that lingers under the skin around your balls a long time after having sex with a girl. It usually goes away after showering, but re-surfaces when you sweat again....it can sometimes seem to last for like 2 weeks! For long-lasting effects, fall asleep inside the girl...
"damn Gina, i got marination all over my sac" And it won't go away....
by s simonis December 9, 2004
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mangatron

When somebody is talking forever and they never shut up...
1. God Darwin..your such a mangatron!
by SoljahOfFate June 9, 2005
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Premature Marination

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.
"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"
by JamesFoo March 26, 2022
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Bromantic Mancation

A heterosexual weekend getaway which could be misconstrued as a romantic getaway.
"My friend and I left our wives at home and had a Bromantic Mancation last weekend. We went to a few wineries, breweries and spent quite a few hours surfing together".
by bigginge June 9, 2011
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mancation

Mancation is an annual event that combines beer, steak dinners, beer, hiking & biking, beer, several rounds of golf, beer, and never reading a map or asking for directions with a group of guys who have been frineds for years. Ultimately, it's not entirely impossible to be eaten by a bear.
Larry, Chris & Bill spent fives day in Nashville for Mancation 2005.
by Larry Meadows August 6, 2006
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