masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016

materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type

He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.

by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016

minderbating

tricking yourself into a self induced mind fuck.

I couldn't wrap my head around the fifth dimension...I was minderbating all night.

by caromirrey November 6, 2011

Masterbatingly

Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.

I am happily masterbatingly single.

by Cheyboy818 December 17, 2015

masterbating

when you wank huh huh huh

when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"

by sir wankalot May 8, 2003

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

manderbating

A seldom used expression for masturbating without using one's hands. Just a sexual thought in one's mind would constitute as meanderbating, masterbating with one's mind.

He was manderbating in class, because he could not leave to go to the bathroom.

by Steve February 1, 2004