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MANFAST

MANFAST (all caps) is an annual competitive event that takes place in SE Michigan in mid-July.

Competitors participate in various MANLY feats to assert their male dominance by lifting up trees, crashing into each other at full speed and determining who can eat a pound of bacon the quickest.

The winner of the contest is determines by the top three contestants from the previous year and is awarded with a gift and a breakfast including (though not limited to) bacon, sausage, bacon and bacon.

It is not mandatory that you be a male to compete. Several women have entered the competition and some of those women have cracked the top three.

It is also not uncommon for participants to attend dressed as something manly (Chuck Norris, Danny Trejo, Black Dynamite, The Bearjew, etc...)

In the end, MANFAST is the greatest way to assert your dominance over the herd.
I plan on attending MANFAST this year. Bring the bacon and beer...we have work to do.
by Slogo November 9, 2012
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Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.
"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."
by keifermail July 12, 2009
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Dave's such a manfinist!!! He pointed out that men make up the majority of homeless people and suicide victims.
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manfine

Used to clarify a woman's statement that everything is fine, as this generally indicates that there is actually something wrong. When said by a man, fine can be taken as everything is all right, but when a woman says fine, this clarification is necessary to determine her true feelings.
Man: Is there something wrong?
Woman: I'm fine.
Man: Are you manfine or are you pissed at me?
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manangilated

1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.

2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.
Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.
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Manila Manhandle

A sex move created around 2009 in Manila, Philippines. This is the act of having gay sex whilst reaching over your partner and giving him a hand job, while simultaneously coming into your partner. This move is very rare, and often only practiced in Manila.
"Dude I heard Tyrone gave Jamal a Manila Manhandle in the Philippines yesterday, CRAZY!", Said Jake.
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man fan

/man fan/
noun

when an object, creature, or human being passes away during the event of their current habitat increasing to the 97th degree.

this rare phenomenon begins when the aforementioned subject returns to its original state, secretes sweat profusely, and imagines a vicinal window becoming ajar. the current outdoor climate must be in homeostasis with the subject's habitat, maintaining the window's sealed status.
Man fan died at the room shot up to 97 degrees.
by ppanders March 6, 2012
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