Manginius Maximus

A heterosexually challenged individual who enjoys complaining about things that are of little consequence to anyone else.

Can you believe Todd was upset over that? What a Manginius Maximus!

by Da Big E May 14, 2006

manginia

A males hairy asshole

Ken: "Hey Bob, that is a nice manginia you have there"
Bob: "Thanks Ken, lets see yours"

by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

Mike Mangini

One of the greatest and fastest drummers to ever be born, and the current drummer for Dream Theater. Considered to be the inverse of John Petrucci, due to his ability to rupture space and time by playing over a billion notes per second. Like Petrucci, he has limited himself to 2000 notes per second which only causes severe head pains whereas anything more than 2500 notes per second causes the human head to explode, due to the overload of greatness. This being the reason he decided to leave Berklee, because of the student's heads exploding because they thought they were worthy of God. He is also considered one of the best wearers of the heavy metal soul patch, much to the disdain of Jordan Rudess.

Iran better chill, or We'll send in Mike Mangini.

by Riggs1995 November 27, 2013

mandingus

The combination of mandingo and dingus. In effect: massive throbbing black cock

I'm just aching for a mandingus.

by Mandingus March 31, 2018

pull a mangini

Eric Mangini is the current Cleveland Brown's coach and he once said that "He was going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl." While this is never going to happen it has become a popular euphemism for dropping a duece. It also provides a nice cover when talking around girls as they do not typically know who eric mangini is.

Guy 1: Bro i got to pull a mangini if you know what i mean.

Guy 2: Ya i got ya

Girl 1: What does that mean?

Guy 1: shhhh, go make me a sandwhich.

by BeavertonBeaver69 January 2, 2011

mandingo warrior

A man that turns you out in bed, making you never want to leave them. They are the best in bed.

My man is a mandingo warrior.

by Gelli365 October 14, 2015

Manzini

(alternately known as the Krisbergh)

Procedure whereby a male has his genital area waxed, Brazilian-style.

Krizza finished last in our fantasy football pool, so -- as per league rules -- he was required to get a manzini. He did not object.

by Debbie K January 2, 2009