mandate 

Brunch with an oligarch, where the working class people pick up the tab.

Don: I dunno, sir... If I do this, I could end up in serious trouble. This is definitely illegal. People are already talking.

Vlad: Relax, Don. Just call it a "mandate". It implies you have no power. Which is true, because you belong to me.

mandate by commonsensical March 19, 2025

Mandate 

The four month fling Donald Trump had with Elon Musk when they were living together in the White House.

Traditionally, it meant a message from the people to enact change, based on an overwhelming victory in an election.

In 2024, the Democrats had to put up two people, each one step above a retard in order to give a faggot chomo as bad as Trump the victory by 1%. The only question is, how many times did Elon blow Don in the Lincoln bedroom during their mandate?

Mandate by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

ManDate of haven 

invented by american believe it! It means the great guy name Norman Zhen has accomplished wearing underwear running down the streets when it snows DoOoOoo YouuUU WananT to BuIld A SnnnOwmaAn

A ManDate of haven appeared downtown lets go watch!

ManDate of haven by Norman Zhen the great :) November 5, 2021

Tea party Mandate 

Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth

“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)

4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.

5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.

8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.

9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”

Tea party Mandate by tea party truther September 22, 2010

unfunded mandate 

A typical date between two me but lacking the neccessary funds.

Christopher and Nate went on an unfunded mandate to the park because it did not cost money.

unfunded mandate by Jerome Quail January 22, 2009

Mask mandate

Forcing people to not breath.

Everyone who created mask mandates should be used for target practice.

Mask mandate by A random person48 November 21, 2020

manscape mandate 

The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.

Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.

manscape mandate by The Playbook Committee April 28, 2014