marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).

Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."

by T.Stainz April 30, 2013

magooing

The act of razing small 2 member kingdoms.

Look at billgates magooing.

by Poor KD April 20, 2009

Maloning

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.

"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"

by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020

Malloying

When you move into someone else's house under the pretext of only needing to stay there for a little while but the house quickly becomes known widely as yours, treated as yours, and you stay there for weeks or months.

What is Tommy up to these days?

He's Malloying over at Tabitha's house.

by Indifferent2316 January 11, 2018

coon magoogin

A coon magoogin is a wacky goofy ahh goober moment that is typically known for casual cross flaming

Colton stop being such a coon magoogin

by Sir Heft July 14, 2022

Kieran Maloning

To Masturbate out of boredom

I was mad bored last night so i Kieran Maloned


Love a bit of Kieran Maloning by the fire

by Big Marky S February 5, 2009

Malotting

When someone walks aimlessly around with a dildo shoved up their vagina and/or anal cavity.

The teacher was malotting very carefully so the students wouldn't notice and get aroused.

by Ryan your pooorrrrrrnnnnnn September 2, 2016