Mall Thug

A person who frequents the mall while wearing glasses, with cursive lettering on neck, acting all serious like someone's gonna take them out at any minute. These people tend to carry empty Victoria secret or foot locker bags but in actuality spend their money on handcuffs, masks, and whip cream at Spencer's. Many times the brim of their new hat has shiny stickers stickers on them and are angled up at about 45 degrees from the horizontal.

Person 1: hey I thing that boy is packing heat in that box!
Person 2: nah bro, that's a mall thug with a pair of Jordan's.
Person 1: Yee!

by Mcdeltat April 16, 2015

martin males

The calendar everyone needs.

Guy:Hey bro it's New Years, you going to get a new calendar?
Other Guy:No thanks, Martin Males is the only calendar I need.

by pifting April 19, 2018

mall ninja

A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.

I am a part time mall ninja and I am currently recieving the escalator assualt training.B-)

by xd-40 February 27, 2005

put tank in a mall

It is an alteration of the phrase "p*t*ng ina mo", meaning "m*therf*cker" or "your mother is a prostitute." Obviously it is some sort of curse. It is used to make fun of people who do not know Filipino language.

Hey you! WTF?!! Put tank in a mall!!

by iamunanimous13 February 29, 2016

Mallssage

Any form of massage offered at the mall.

After a long day of shopping, Matt & Amy decided they needed to relax and have a Mallssage.

by MatyP September 6, 2010

Mallard Ducks

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.

I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe

by shnow lady December 9, 2019

malash

(may-lash) To drive with wreckless abandon, similar to mele (may-lay), Endangering the lives everyone on the road.

I got drunk and malashed my car into a tree last night.

by Barry the guy May 28, 2006