by Ugmo October 28, 2002
some guy: Hey! your kevin smith! i've seen all your movies. Clerks, chasing amy, mallrats, jay and silent bob strike back, jersy girl. i loved them all!
Kevin Smith: you liked mallrats? Now i KNOW your crazy
true stuff
Kevin Smith: you liked mallrats? Now i KNOW your crazy
true stuff
by Fantastic Dan December 2, 2005
A person who spends majority of their days, weeks, summers, and any other amount of time at a mall. They fuck with pedestrians, mooch off of everyone, and just start trouble in general. Picture this: A person hangin' by the arcade smoking a stoge with ripped up converses and a pissed off face. Someone else will run up to them and say "Hey, free chocolate by the left entrance", and in about five minutes you can see about 20 kids all dressed up with clothes ranging from short skirts to baggy tripps runnin' back up to the same spot. Each with some chocolate. Basically if there is a mallrat, they are wellknown by anyone that is at the mall. Some are more popular than others, but that's besides the point. Mallrats usually hook up with eachother. And goths are usually the biggest whores. Some excel in ITG and DDR while others excel at beating up their friends enemies. Whether it be Willowbrook or Palisades, any mall will have it's mallrats.
mallrat 1: Hey wanna get a stoge
mallrat 2: Nah man, I'm up next for DDR
mallrat 3(out of NOWHERE): Hey anyone wanna verse me in Air Hockey?
mallrat 4: I was hoping we could hit the food court.
mallrat 2: Nah man, I'm up next for DDR
mallrat 3(out of NOWHERE): Hey anyone wanna verse me in Air Hockey?
mallrat 4: I was hoping we could hit the food court.
by mizu shibuki April 27, 2006
the stupid kids at oakridge mall in san jose, ca that hang around and pose as ghetto freaks.
often seen wearing clothes that are too big for their size. also known to ask people for money or cigarettes.
often seen wearing clothes that are too big for their size. also known to ask people for money or cigarettes.
by th February 23, 2005
youth that hangs out at the mall not shopping but making out infront of the food court while in the presence of young children and parents.
by aylene March 6, 2004
a shallow person usually who likes to judge other people's looks yet are oblivious to their own flaws. they hang out in big groups and like to start shit with total strangers and resort to sterotypes to try to piss off strangers. they have like no real taste and like to use deogroaty terms to piss you off. they also hang out all day at mall doing nothing and purposely trying to provoke a fight with total strangers.
mallrat #1 "did you see that girl?"
mallrat #2 "yes"
mallrat #1 "well they have no taste in fashion they look like they got all their clothes from a shopping center not a mall"
total stranger : "excuse me? fucking mallrat! you shouldn't talk you look like total trash and your're fucking ugly inside and out"
mallrat #2 "yes"
mallrat #1 "well they have no taste in fashion they look like they got all their clothes from a shopping center not a mall"
total stranger : "excuse me? fucking mallrat! you shouldn't talk you look like total trash and your're fucking ugly inside and out"
by parisisawhore June 15, 2006
Mallrats are children, generally around the ages of 10-16 that spend a large amount of their free time in mall. They loiter, pester the employees, and often get kicked out due to their rambunctious nature.
by AnxietysPlayground June 21, 2023