TP malfunction

Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.

Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.

by Bugsy McDingle November 28, 2012

Narcissa Malfoy

Though she does have questionable ideologies, you can’t deny that she is the Queen of the MILFs. She is a woman with power, beauty, nerve. A woman who doesn’t love easily (but she would kill for the ones she does, or rather, lie right to the dark lord’s face for). Literally one of the largest contributing factors of Harry Potter’s victory. Narcissa Malfoy is also a very underrated person. Can be used to describe someone hot and badass that not enough people appreciate.

You can’t hate Narcissa Malfoy. Why? Cause she’s Narcissa DAMN Malfoy.

by slytherin-extraordinaire November 28, 2020

Draco Malfoy

everyone whos willing to die for BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE WAS JUST A BOY WHO HAD NO CHOICE.

can also mean "daddy".

if you wont die for draco malfoy THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE

by iddiefordraco September 6, 2020

Draco Malfoy

the Slytherin sex god of the Harry Potter books

what i wouldn't do to fuck draco malfoy

by Alvara February 22, 2009

Draco Malfoy

Sex on legs.

Draco Malfoy is sex on legs.

by suzanamarieXD March 8, 2011

draco malfoy

The most:
Sexy, evil bastard ever to exist.

I totally got my yogurt on over Draco Malfoy

by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007

Carson.malfoy7

A girl on tiktok that makes really cringe videos of her dancing and POV’s. She also is a Tomika falcon supporter, which makes her transphobic.
Her attempts to be funny are embarrassing.

1: I love Carson.malfoy7 so much😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺 syltherin for life🥰
2: That’s stupid
1: That was ironic, no one actually likes her

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 31, 2021