malaneyed

when someone actively pursues and steals your boyfriend or fiance

You know you've been malaneyed when you see your fiance with his tongue down the throat of another woman on national television.

by a former fan March 4, 2009

Mamatees

n. 1. Used when referring to the breasts of an older woman or cougar.

Pronounced like "manatees" with an m.

Damn, look at those huge mamatees on Connor's mom across the room!

by boydilla June 5, 2009

Malaea

Malaea is an attractive, smart, amazing, and responsible woman. They are some of the most intelligent people ever. But if you cross their backs, you will regret it.

Omg she’s so amazing, must be a Malaea.

by Calmdowwwwnnnnnnnn July 24, 2020

Malte

A pretty popular and hot german/scandinavian dude who can be kind of shy but when you get to know him he is one of the best guys out there. He is crazy at any sports with a ball included. Malte is also very generous and sometimes he can be too generous and gets nothing back.

”How can that guy be so good at every sport?”
”Bet he’s a Malte”

by jakedolf November 6, 2019

Manatee joke

A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described

"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?

by Jlarge November 14, 2007

Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.

Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."

by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006

Malattach

v. to attach, as in a document to an email, incorrectly.

I should have checked that email, especially considering my propensity to malattach documents.

by SRB ESQ January 13, 2009