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Malkowski

malkowski means farmer. Most people with the last name, such as this, come from Indiana. They aren't ashamed to admit their origin of location, but beware, Indianians are boring people. They claim the "live life on the edge" and constantly brag of their hardcore partys, but in reality, when they are not hiding behind barn doors milking cows they are making videos of themselves playing soccer.
"Hey bro, did you just see my goal?"
"no, how'd you do it?"
"I malkowski'd the goalie!"
by HoHo20 January 11, 2012
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Lisa Murkowski

To stick around in a place where you are no longer wanted.

A social terrorist who has already been told to leave, but remains anyway.

To lose a primary election, but to end up running in the general election anyway as a third-party candidate, so as to spite the primary winner by trying to steal votes from him/her. See Charlie Crist.
What's his problem, I just broke up with this loser, and just told him to get out of my house, and now he's trying to sleep on my couch? What a Lisa Murkowski he is.

I could have swore that I told that lame douchebag to leave my party since he was not invited. He's still here twenty minutes later, starting arguments with my best friends, and creeping out my lady friends. Is he trying to pull a Lisa Murkowski on me?

Since Daddy's Little Girl (a.k.a. Lisa Murkowski) lost the primary to hold on to her Senate seat inherited from her father, her sense of entitlement overrode her sense of decency (assuming she had any), and she decided to run as a third-party candidate in order to steal votes from Joe Miller, the man who beat her in the primary, out of spite.
by Miroslav Jung November 2, 2010
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markowski

someone who thinks there opinion matters but there opinion is always wrong.
stop being a markowski you know you are wrong
by waterbottleman46 January 3, 2022
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masakowski

A loud and obnoxious person of Polish descent who often has a shit-eating grin and has a primary purpose of annoying the hell out of people with repetitious music and reusable inside jokes. Can be found on the edges of SJW facebook posts writing, "triggered!"
That guy is such a masakowski. He posted "fuck you. die." one letter at a time on my facebook post.
by HonorsTrack May 19, 2017
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Magrowski

Jesus did you see the Magrowski on Stan?
by Mongoloid Joe December 7, 2019
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Cajkowskis

"I'm a fucking idiot because I spelt Czajkowskis as Cajkowskis I should go to Walker street at 8:38 am on November 8th 2023."
by TheCzajkowskisPolice May 8, 2021
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maslowski

1. A person who sucks at golf, fantasy football, and most sports.

2. Can be used to describe fecal matter
3. Popular term to be called when you say something stupid without thinking first
1. “Don’t even ask that dude to play… he’s such a Maslowski”…
2. “Dammit I stepped in a pile of Maslowski”!!
3. “What a dumb questiontypical Maslowski”…
by CooperHawks August 5, 2021
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