magpied

Verb. Much like the bird, to be magpied is to find oneself distracted by shiny things; to be shinied.

Alice: Hey Bob, what's up?
Bob: Not much, Alice, just been reading a-- Oooohhh...
Alice: Bob?
Alice: ...
Alice: You got magpied again, didn't you?

by Cottleston Pie March 14, 2011

magpie

poxy bird magpie, that squalks outside ya bedroom window at ungodly hours til you wake with a bad head, then shuts the fukk up, leaving you in a stinking mood all day.

Adi is in bed having sweet dreams,then at stoopid o'clock....
"squalk, squalk.. "( poxy magpie )
So up Adi gets, after trying to ignore it again for the umpteenth time..
"squalk, sleeptime for mr magpie..." and he flies off to his nest.
"Fukking poxy bird", says Adi... " bullet next time.."

by poxybird July 16, 2006

magpies

Slang or nickname for the greatest footie in all the world. Newcastle} united are the pride of the geordie nation and are the reason to support soccer!

and its shearer on the ball for the magpies, he shoots and scores, what a superb strike into the sunderland net! And the toon army will celebrate this day for a long time to come!

by Toontastic June 8, 2005

MAGpie

The official name of the subscribers to the gaming channel known as Metal Ass Gaming due to their abbreviated name M.A.G. This fan base is known to be highly supportive to this channel.

M.A.G: Magpies, please comment below the video the next game you want to see us play.

by Lazarus de Sanguine June 15, 2017

magpie

Given the opportunity the Magpie will always steal the shinny goodness. It is from this notion that the term "Magpie" is derived. The steeling of the golden moment through covert photography. The subject - Always an an unsuspecting young lady.

"Look.....that girl is bending over. Quick! Pass me your Phone Camera........i'll Magpie her"

by Luke J Ham September 18, 2006

magpie

yet another word for queer. also can be referred to as fudgepacker

-Did Clayclay just grab your ass?
->Yeah, that guy is such a magpie

by brennon, randy, juli, pia February 19, 2006

Magpied

One of the days where you glimpse a single magpie around you on a certain day which you plan something. Then it all goes horrifically wrong and corrupted and you feel totally screwed.

"I saw a magpie earlier, before my maths exam... I totally failed"

"MAGPIED SUKA!!!!"

by MAGPIED!!! July 1, 2005