magoosalum

An indescriminate amount of a gellatenous or viscous fluid.

"Just dab a little magoosalum on there!"

"I passed out drunk at a frat party and woke up with magoosalum all over my face!"

by John Pressley June 24, 2008

ds_mods_are_maggots

Is a name given to describe someone who is banned from a popular forum and then joins minor forums to rant and rave in order to be noticed. Adopts a 'female'persona but is really a male (of sorts). It froths at the mouth whilst spamming inaccurate paranoid assumptions that everyone is a troll. Does not understand the meaning of the word 'irony'. Also has an unhealthy interest in incestuous relationships using examples of such as a means of abuse. Suffers from manic depression and alcohol abuse. Reads the Daily Star for inspiration.

ds_mods_are_maggots should not be taken seriously - they are for amusement purposes only

de_mods_are_maggots are an example of what you could become if you stop taking the tablets

by Agatha Christie February 28, 2008

shithive maggots

Crazy, insane, mentally ill, perturbing, twisted.

Not a good thing.

Usually descriptive of a general mental state, including one of complete obliviousness, but can be used to reference violent outburst of rage and/or psychopathy.

A: I'd have to be shithive maggots to try that ice cream flavor again.

B: Holy fuck, a dog just went shithive maggots on some old lady!

C1: This idea is completely shithive maggots.
C2: So, you'll do it, then?
C1: Fuck no.

by Fartcycle January 27, 2011

Totes MaGoats

a way to reinforce the meaning for the word totally.

Hey Man, you up for a night of unprotected sex and submissive binge drinking??

Dude! Totally! Totes MaGoats Man!!

by Cojani April 7, 2009

Maroots

the name of a Santa Fe New Mexico jam band that started in early 2010 and plays a mix of blues, rock, country, and reggae music.

Are you going to see Maroots play next week?

by equus9 April 2, 2010

Magooty

A person that is infected by the cooty bug and is wild and out of control.

When Lindsay Lohan was high on blow and stole someones car and chased another car down the LA highway, she was being a Magooty.

by JJP83 January 7, 2011

foot maggots

What you get after taking a shower in a public place with bare feet

Joe stopped at a truck stop to take a shower and ended up with foot maggots

by Maria delCarmen Garcia December 30, 2009