magoogling

To search for an item with your prescription glasses off.

I was magoogling for my car keys for an hour, then as soon as I put my glasses on, I could see they were right there.

by Merchnhop April 4, 2017

Poon Magma

Vaginal discharge that gets on you while fingering a girl.

My friend came home this morning covered in poon magma.

by mattefinnish March 13, 2017

Magoofs

The proper way to refer to the Maloof brothers. Considering they would move the Sacramento Kings to Las Vegas in a heartbeat if they could, speaking of them while using this word is more than appropriate.

Those Magoofs sure know how to make money on their investments. Too bad they don't know how to build a basketball franchise.

by hollowpnt October 16, 2008

Magolafism

A Series of Pipelines that were built deep underneath the soil by the Mesopotamian people. It carried sewage from Mesopotamia to Cuba and when mixed with the air molecules of cuba, Black people were formed. They then migrated to Africa because the world was connected at the time.

I cannot believe that the Ancient Magolafism is still in existance creating Black people

by MORIMOTO GODZIRRA March 29, 2009

Magoonerbait

to discretely, yet seriously lie to someone's face and let them believe it's true then say you lied

Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.

by CadenErtel January 15, 2017

ripper magoo

What Bob Menery says when he thinks someone did some cocaine.

Tiger Woods must have been with Dustin Johnson in stall four doing some RIPPER MAGOOS before this putt.

by RIPPER MAGOO May 14, 2018

Swoop MaGoop

A person that seemingly comes out of nowhere & gets the girl/boy you were about to holla at.

So I was about to holla @ this bird when all of a sudden Swoop MaGoop came out of nowhere & cock blocked!!

by Rob Deez September 22, 2009