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Magikarp

A girl/boy who's flirting techniques are less than desired. Has only one move and uses it constantly. Like Magikarp with splash, it is all he/she knows and it is ineffective.
"Dude isn't she so hot?"
"yea, but shes boring. total magikarp, brah"
by dalifaz September 12, 2013
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Magikarp-ing

The sexual act is based upon the 'Splashing around' Pokemon Magikarp.

Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises

It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarp-ing a girl -

Have sex until

*about to cum*

Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
by azay June 1, 2011
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Magicarping

When you go to have sex but don't know what you're doing so you flop around and hope for the best, but nothing happens...
My new boyfriend was magicarping on me last night. He was so pathetic!
by Anarkey November 13, 2013
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MagikarpUsedFly

A faggot League of Legends youtuber. He's known for his porn edits because that's where he got all his editing skills
You know MagikarpUsedFly?
-No, who is he?
That faggot league youtuber.
-Oh yea I remember now!
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Magikarping

The action of lying on the ground, on your belly or your side with your hands either together above your head or on your sides, then flailing as to simulate the pokemon "magikarp" using splash attack. or any fish in general.

The start of this seems to be from anime conventions and a spin-off and response to planking, as the action is usually recorded not photographed.
Is he suppose to be a fish out of water? No he is just magikarping around.
by cybertrooper July 8, 2011
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Magikarping

When a person goes fishing, but the intent is to stick a penis in a fish
"Last week Gio suggested going down to the pier to fish, but he was really only interested in magikarping"
by AndyShark May 16, 2019
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Magicarp

1. Shrek's right hand.
2. The strongest Pokémon
3. Floppy motions
4. Floppy winds
5. TaLkInG lIkE gAmZeE
1. I hear Magicarp will punish him.
2. That man had three Magicarps, no way I can beat him!
3. Why is he Magicarping all over the floor?
4.This bluster is really Magicarp.
5. SwIg M8
by K4w4iiH4w4ii December 1, 2014
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