Maofit

The outfit of choice for dictators around the world. Usually a large "Jacket" with an awkward collar and large, fake pockets.

How come every dictator politician wears the same outfit As Mao Zedong? Never trust a politician in a Maofit.

by JayBee123wesrgdfh September 13, 2016

maffius affius

Big fat monkey

Whoa it's so chonky!
Is this a maffius affius?
Yes it is!

by wysbd May 2, 2022

moffit

To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.

Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.

That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.

by Mark Echo January 27, 2010

manfit

1. an adult male tantrum

A guy dropping wood in an aisle of a home improvement store and then kicking the crap out of the wood in front of people. It was apparent the guy was having a manfit.

by MIZ MJ September 15, 2008

Mafitch

noun; Mother-Fucking Bitch. Also another name for fuckboy, less harsh version.

That Mafitch is macking on my girl over there. He thinks he can get anyone he wants with his small town mixtape that he just dropped.

by Lmkpgs January 14, 2015

H6 Maffia

A bunch of fags.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Marfitis

A disease contracted by those who frequently travel to, discuss, or try to force their views of Marfa, TX on family, friends, or other another acquaintances.

Did you hear about Amanda? She has to go to the doctor because she has marfitis again.

by D-Guti January 20, 2018