manfist

term used when discussing the foreplay of fingerbanging often followed with the gesture of sticking your fist through your other hand.

guy 1: dude, i totally manfisted that shit last night!!

guy2: sweet!!, bet that had her ready to go

by matt42383 December 16, 2008

Maffins

noun.

a term with 3 definitions.

1. Josie's Dad
2. A really really cool muffin
3. A sea creature

- You know who's short? Josie
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
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- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
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- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo

by josie chau May 2, 2010

H6 Maffia

a bunch of illiterate douchebags who couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

H6 Maffia got beaten up by the daughters of the H6 Mafia because they couldn't spell.

by H6 Mafia September 24, 2003

Muffism

A religious practice involving the worship of the delicious pastry known as a muffin. Religious icons include: the Muffin God, the Muffin Priestess, and the Muffin Man.

Do you know the muffin man?/ the muffin man/ the muffin man/ do you know the muffin man who lives on drury lane?

by Muffinist September 11, 2005

maffius affius

Big fat monkey

Whoa it's so chonky!
Is this a maffius affius?
Yes it is!

by wysbd May 2, 2022

Horny Manfish

The perfected ancient art of doing something really homosexual or odd, or something along the lines of jizzing in a public place. The art reaches its peak, in the part where after doing said act, you yell a random, confusing phrase at your company, and make a daring escape. The facts prove that moses led the israelites out of egypt by pulling a horny manfish. History's great escapes have all been, in reality, real examples of horny manfishes.

Please note that the word has nothing to do with the definition.

Holy shit he just pulled a great Horny Manfish!

Ha! After cumming on the table I have yelled GENGHIS KHAN and therefore pulled a horny manfish!

by JackysonQuagmire2therescue December 1, 2009

quik maffs

two plus two is four minus one dats three quik maffs

buddy mans knos quik maffs

by BuddyBroSquadFamYo June 5, 2018