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Chronic Wal-martitis

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.
"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"
by deanna03801 April 21, 2009
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My wife has mad mastitis.
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Maximitis

A contagious deadly disease currently contained in a secret base at an unknown location. Scientists are planning to release the disease to the rest of the world in the next decade.
Look, he's got maximitis, run!
by someome who lives April 18, 2023
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