machiavellian

To attempt to quickly and deviously fuck people over by any means necessary for ones own personal advancement.

My Machiavellian step-daughter attempted to extort money from me and ruin my reputation when I divorced her mother.

by crappieguide December 30, 2013

Machahia fuchia

An unintelligible fake Arabic word that sounds scary and intimidating but really means nothing.

Machahia fuchia, his mother is sexually active with goats!

by Acmeusa July 5, 2018

Machiavellianism

Negative term used to characterize unscrupulous politicians of the sort Machiavelli described most famously in The prince.

Machiavellianism is completely immoral, but effective to maintain power.

by ChellythebestinMK8 January 9, 2019

Machiavellian reopening

A reopening that makes people feel a sense of morale boost, like they are the ones benefitting from stores, businesses, and restaurants not being shut down anymore. Somebody starts a petition and all of a sudden everything is open again, yet nobody is questioning whether the one who started the petition might have had something to do with everything shutting down in the first place.

The girl was the one to start the petition that reopened everything. That is a lot of power for one person to have. Wouldn't it take the same kind of power to have everything shut down as well? It seems more like a Machiavellian reopening than a true morale boost.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

macchiahoe

Someone who acts like a hoe while ordering or consuming coffee drinks

The macchiahoe are here again...

by ElectroHunk August 31, 2021

Macaiah

Macaiah is the most beautiful kind and full spirited person you will ever meet. If u have never met or are friends with a Macaiah you should fine yourself one. She is the most amazing thing I’ve ever encountered. She does have her bad days like every other person but she doesn’t show it Macaiah is just so amazing and I love her so much. Omg I wish I had a Macaiah right now.

Omg, I love Macaiah more than I lov myself

by Just a really fat person July 21, 2018

Washington Academy, East Machias

Although I do agree with whatever part of the last definition made sense, I'd like to also add that whoever wrote that must have either been baked out of their mind or just completely retarded. I dont' mind the lack of capitalization or the misspelling, but do you see those funny little symbols on your keyboard? They're called periods and commas. That aside, Washington Academy is festering spawning ground for conformity and reeks of a total abuse of power over students that is only exceeded by the aura of depression that pervades the atmosphere for one mile in every direction.

If Washington Academy, East Machias, lessened its iron grip on the student body maybe definitions like this wouldn't come about.

by Jijibwa March 31, 2009