A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.
by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019
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All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,
Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE every single week (most likely with Tyler Rust getting battered)
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.
Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.
All teachers are pedo and junkies,
Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,
Chips and Cheese all over the floor, Sanitary food!
Witness junior WWE every single week (most likely with Tyler Rust getting battered)
The only downside to St Machar is the best teacher Mr Anderson quit because the children harassed the shit out of him.
Other than that 10/10 definitely recommend.
by CuntFucker87 February 7, 2021
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by JustRob September 13, 2009
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So, I hear Jerry bought himself a BMW. With his blonde bimbo girlfriend and his fancy-shmansy lifestyle. He thinks he's some sort of big macher.
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Get the machete mug.Now known as A.D.H.O.C, MacHack was a conference for Macintosh programmers that began in 1986. Some 'hacks' that emerged from the MacHack sessions were implemented in later versions of MacOS. Recently renamed because of the negative connotations of 'hack' in the media.
by jGNE man November 20, 2004
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Is a woman who’s smile can part the heavens, regardless of any problem or drama that you may be experiencing and despite what ever mood you may be in. When she looks at you and smiles you can’t help but melt and are spontaneously over come with joy and happiness. Be warned though this happiness is only a short term side effect of the smile long term exposure can lead to an unquenchable desire to be near this woman and eventually she becomes a addiction, you will give or do anything to be near this person.
Is a woman who’s smile can part the heavens, regardless of any problem or drama that you may be experiencing and despite what ever mood you may be in. When she looks at you and smiles you can’t help but melt and are spontaneously over come with joy and happiness. Be warned though this happiness is only a short term side effect of the smile long term exposure can lead to an unquenchable desire to be near this woman and eventually she becomes a addiction, you will give or do anything to be near this person.
by Mashaed August 21, 2019
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