Deuce Mcallister

1. noun/:NFL running back who plays for the Saints

2.the hugest of all shits, origin: derived from deuce
also known as: Doogenstien, Deuce Staley, Doogie Houser, or Doogie House, MD

1. man, Deuce Mcallister is the only decent player on the entire saints team!

2. i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a deuce mcallister!

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005

Douschebag McAlister

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.

dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...

by emanyell October 9, 2010

Kevin McAllister

To have one's belongings, especially groceries, spill to the ground as a result of their bag(s) ripping open.

I'm gonna go back for another bag, these bags feel like they're gonna Kevin McAllister on me.

by Owen Wilsons Nose October 8, 2020

Macalister

The cheesy, funny, caring, best-guy friend with many attributes that can describe him, great to hang out with. Most likely to play video games. May be called the following-Macklemore, Mac 'n Cheese, Macaroni, Tarmac 'n Cheese,

Macalister is a great friend, I love to hang out with him!

by LegitPotao May 16, 2016

Kevin McCallistered

When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body

by Josaurus February 10, 2019

Ms. McAllister

"the Teacher with One thousand eyes" An English Teacher whom of which has way to much energy and talks several thousand miles a minute... and is subbing social studies...

She also tends to know what you are doing if her eyes are closed, her back is towards you and she's concentrating on something...

"andthisishowyouresupposedtomakesummariesitslindofhasomethingsomthingcomputerreadingstrategy..."

"Hey Tom, Didja catch what Ms. McAllister said" "...no"

"andtheOregontrail- Scott, Sofia stop passing notes- ishere..."

"Hey Tom did she even look up?" "...no"

by Hidden Crazies... February 26, 2010

McAllester

To seek the most difficult and unnecessary solution to any problem. To solve a problem by any means, especially if that solution causes more problems than previously existed in a given circumstance.

"Dude, all you had to do was call a tow truck. Hiring one hundred illegal immigrants to carry your car back to your house, while you sat inside making car noises, pretending to steer and shouting orders in a fake Irish accent, is simply no way to get things done. Way to McAllester your way out of that one."

by Chas Buttknuckle February 5, 2010