MAC-Attack

Massive Assault of Content, as a verbal attack.

Noun/verb, depending on usage.

To attack one verbally with a massive assault of content that is impossibly detailed and long, with little to no provocation initiating the attack and a varying degree of relation to the initial prompt, if any. The attack will range from rambling to erudite, depending on conditions. It finds its origins in Olde English, of the carpet-bagger era, which was a system of puppet-government set up to govern colonies in the late nineteenth century. Nearly identical to at least 2 definitions of the term Matt Damon

"Brah, that definition was such a MAC-Attack"

by Mr. Notberry February 15, 2010

Mac-Attack

When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.

Holy shit! I think my teacher is a fucking Mac-Attack

by YourNan’sCrustVag December 3, 2020

mac attack

An incurably strong urge to eat mac n' cheese.

After not eating breakfast or lunch, Jake was on the mac attack.

by invader_chris April 16, 2005

mac attack

getting a blow job while eating a big mac

i went to mcdonalds, and ordered a big mac. a hot girl walked in while i was eating my big mac and i asked her if she'd give me a mac attack.

by pettoisbeast January 31, 2010

mac attack

The feeling you get AFTER eating food from McDonalds.

1. Dude, I hope you have a change of shorts for me... I feel a mac attack coming on

by IrishCreem April 1, 2007

mac attack

when a whole bunch o boys come to you talkin junk

When I went to Six Flags I was mac-attacked, all these boyz were trying to talk to me like they knew me.

by beauty queen May 23, 2005

mac attack

someone who loves themselves far too much and clearly is in denial of their gayness.

"Hey People call me The Mac Attack. I'm not gonna lie but to be honest i'm pretty fucking awesome =D x

(Posted on skins website) By ***** ***** 7 days ago. To the Glasgow party"

by Fat Boi Kent April 1, 2008