Macron Calvitie

French for "omg i love this government and i certainly don't want a revolution against this really bad leader who doesn't care about its people and workers and only cares about the richs".

-hey look at this new post from the fr*nch president !
-omg i'm going to comment "macron calvitie" to show my support !
-me too !

by quarkup the frog April 11, 2023

image macro

A internet forum phrase originally coined in Something Awful forums (like nearly every other internet phrase, really), this is an image with a (hopefully) funny phrase relating to the situation in the thread.
They're usually intended as offensive, but are generally seen as a rather low form of "entertainment" and don't generate much heat in a flame war unless the person or thread it's aimed at is particularly sensitive.

Thread Topic: cute kittens
PostWhore: "My cat is really cute!"
Joe Poster: "My cat is also very cute."
Poster X: image of a man in spandex with the words "THIS THREAD IS GAY" superimposed over it

by surasshu September 10, 2005

macrohard

Opposite to microsoft

I have a big macrohard.

by haha September 4, 2003

macrob

Macrobian: sing. n., v. Latin "Potens Sui", pl. Macrobs; the smartest, most well-educated ladies in Melbourne; found most commonly moaning about insufficient facilities at school and lording it over MHS'ers about their superior VCE average; found in high concentrations around Domain Tram Interchange, Flinders St Station, and Melbourne High School during joint rehearsals; commonly possessed with intermittent love and hate for their originating alma mater.

Usage: "Damn, what am I doing on the *Macrobian* Alumni Page?"
Antonyms: Melbourne High, Australian Grand Prix
Synonyms: Cherry Ripe, the other "Melbourne High", Asian parents dream school, largest toilet block in Victoria.

"omg don't be such a mac.robbian"
"you're such a typical macrob chick.."

by mghsgal September 27, 2008

macrodosing

Now I know you've heard of microdosing but have you heard the new craze that is taking over the nation? Kids are drinkings gallons of LSD and forgetting they exist, effectively ending all problems for the rest of your life

Although macrodosing all weekend, John still felt the pain that is reality

by brettcotermemes February 15, 2018

Macroning

shitting while displaying fake bravado

He is macroning himself. He knows he's messed it up.

by Gulbargavi October 31, 2020

macromancer

A Macromancer is one who can conjur McDonalds seemingly out of thin air. He/She seems to always have Mickey D's on a big night out and can always be relied on to be packing McNuggets in their oddly deep pockets.

"Dude, I was so drunk, thank god Sam went all Macromancer. That cheeseburger saved my life"

by LibDawg September 12, 2013