This…is my Jesus

This…is my Jesus is a flexibly productive ejaculation describing any person; event; timing, or situation P.E.T.S that nurtures a person as he or she experiences a tremendous personal growth spurt while maximizing their human potential. For some people it may actually be Jesus; but for others it could be a city; a person; love; a drug; a mystical experience; or a damn good burger with all the fixings. The use of this saying is very individually driven. Often usages of this saying conflict. It takes balls to use this expression publicly..

Here are some examples of how to use “This…is my Jesus” in a sentence:

Man eating a Fat Burger:”Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, this burger is my Jesus!”
Offended friend sitting with him: FOOL!!!!!! “Jesus is my Jesus”.

Man smoking particularly good Hawaiian Kona Kush exhaling and saying: “This Kush is my Jesus.”

A single man spending a month in Amsterdam overlooking the canal: “This city is my Jesus.”

by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023

get my jevs

The simple definition is that it means to get your reward. In most cases it's used while interacting with a female, so you are implying that you just want to get a quick nut in with her.

Hey baby girl, I'm just trying to get my jevs real quick.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Stop Flipping My Jerker

Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles

by StopFlippingMyJerker69 October 18, 2018

My'Joy

The best of the best. Very beautiful, highly intelligent, elegant, sexy, flawless, super funny, refined, and extraordinarily lovable.

Person1: Is that My'Joy?
Person2: Yeah. She really is the best of the best.

by Quasarti46 January 23, 2019

run my j4j

mostly used on discord where you take turns telling jokes to insult each other.

Person 1: You a bitch run my j4j

Person 2: bet join vc

Person 1: Your mom so fat

Person 2: Your dad so fat

by sylix August 16, 2021

get out of my jungle!

Term popularized by League Of Legends stream NightBlue3. Often used when NB3 scores a kill inside the game's jungle.

(NB3 as Rengar deletes enemy jungler): /all GET OUT OF MY JUNGLE! CY@!

by jyeezy333 January 3, 2017

like it was my job

Engaging in an activity repeatedly and/or skillfully enough that its as if you were getting paid to do so. Particularly applies to non-work-related activities.

I drink like it was my job. Not to mention on the job.

by asdf.what November 22, 2003