moamsky

A complete chump, tool or punk; someone who thinks they are cool but acts very low class when it comes to the things that matter.

Moamsky:

Dave: "Did Paul pay you for that drink?"
Joe: "Hell no, that moamksy fucked me over again!"

by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010

Momset

A set of moms, consisting of no less than 3 because 2 is a couple, and no more then 8 because anymore so is a cult.

The momset took a walk in the woods.

by Momset February 4, 2020

your moms cock

the biggest/longest cock you'll ever see! if you think youre, after you see this you won't be. Trust me is fucking hot

dude your moms cock made me cum like 20 times in one minute! so satisfied ;-)

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018

Soccer Moms

A bunch of repressive, middle to upper-class bitches. They always live in those Suburban neighborhoods, they are almost always a conservative republican, or conservative democrat. Soccer Moms are the reason for all of the useless censorship rules. They are snotty, rude, arrogant, and bitchy. They usually drive huge-ass SUVS, which they load their "precious, adorable, awesome, and better than everyone else" brat kids into every weekday for some kind of sport. A soccer-mom basically lives through her kids, she has them out doing all of the things she wanted to do as a kid. Her husband is never home, because his wife is such a repressive bitch, and won't have sex with him because she's afraid the kids will here them. Thus, he screws his secretary. A Soccer Mom will not allow her kids to watch any movies over the rating PG. She usually is involved with PTA meetings, and does snack days, is selective with who her kids can be around, and who they can't.

Soccer Moms fail.

by greenpeas August 19, 2009

Mowstache

A bushy, elegant mustache being sported by alpha males, usually resulting in females "mowing," also known as hooking-up, with them.

Oh my god Rebecca! Matt, Hank, and Connor's mowstaches are so hot I just want to mow them.

by MowManSlammer October 2, 2018

Momstang

The new Ford Mach E, inexplicably branded as a mustang, is the mom jeans of sports cars

“Honey, can I take the Momstang to drop Austin off at soccer practice and pick Olivia up at her urban dance class?”

by Justin G. November 28, 2019

soccer moms

1) An undervalued being, typically possessing low to no self-esteem, whom attempts to validate her existence by subjecting her spawn to meaningless activities and structure, often vandalizing her own vehicle, home and/or office space with memorabilia in an attempt to show others that she has not yet died.

2) A time bomb waiting to detonate in a therapist's office or a grocery check-out line after finding her double off coupon is no longer valid.

"But Mom, I just want to slash my wrists and listen to 311--"

"Mini-Van, ball, now!"

by Machiavelli August 30, 2003