mooch

Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.

All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.

A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.

Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.

Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.

by Mr. Sadistik February 3, 2012

mooch

A period of 10 days (like a fortnight is 2 weeks, a mooch is 2 business weeks)

That guy was so bad at his job, he only lasted a mooch.

by zoosnack August 16, 2017

mooch

mooch the verb to mooch is to mill about, to mingle and/or to brouse

i am just going to the shop the have a mooch

by sammy_sue December 28, 2005

mooch

1# Someone who leeches off other people.

2# Round here some people say 'mooch' instead of 'walk'.

1#
Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!
Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.

2#
Susan: Fancy a mooch?
Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?
Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.

by Kyle Frith November 20, 2006

Mooch

Unit of measurement to describe a length of 10 days. Based off of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's embarrassing 10 day stint as the White House Communications Director before being fired.

Can also be used in replace of "one to two weeks".

Ill be on vacation for a mooch, just email me.
Your order will be shipped in about a mooch.

by Tank Yu August 23, 2017

Mooch

a period of time lasting ten days and characterized by chaos and upheaval.

I haven't bought tampoons in a mooch}.

by AznTxn August 4, 2017

Mooch

A noun used to indicate a very brief period of time. Named for Anthony Scaramucci, who briefly served as Communications Director in the Trump Administration. Most often used with a vulgar adjective.

Hold your horses, I'll there in a fucking mooch.

by ThorMonster August 1, 2017