Monoweatheric

A weather pattern that persists unchanged for a long period of time.

This damn monoweatheric country has been overcast and raining for weeks.

by LampHead June 21, 2016

Moscow mustache

Putting your penis across her upper lip like a mustache

John gave Julie a Moscow mustache when she wasn't expecting it.

by Kdogg79 May 19, 2018

Moscow Breakfast

Breakfast at the time they'd be eating it in Moscow. In most US timezones, that puts it somewhere around midnight. Basically, it's breakfast in the middle of the night.

I was starving last night so I cooked myself a Moscow breakfast and it was fantastic.

by stillinbeta May 10, 2010

mancow

half man half cow legend of bates college/bridgewater, ma.

mancow is absolutely crushin beers.

by bunty January 9, 2008

moscow broiler

Similar to a Dutch oven but with a touch of shart for good measure.

Brian attempted a Dutch oven on Billy but hit him with grand slam a Moscow Broiler

by Guaguanche January 6, 2016

Moscow Starfish

Moscow Starfish

When you fall asleep drunk on a bed, sofa or floor with your arms splayed out in the shape of a star - with your clothes still on – and you wake up or are awoken the next morning in exactly the same pose.

The Moscow Starfish can be executed on one’s back as well as face down.

- Where’s Mark? He seemed pretty hammered last night.
- I looked into his room earlier, he’s still in a Moscow Starfish, exactly how I left him.

by Stivchik June 26, 2020

Moscow Mule

(1) noun. A drink, composed of a jigger of vodka along with equal parts ginger beer and lime juice.

(2) noun. Two guys, a futon, and a prime number of women greater than or equal to 3.

"Do you ladies want the moscow mule?"

by ortizoo April 10, 2009