moisty

the standard mating partner to an average suburban bogan often shops at supre and will wear more makeup then is nessesery. moisty vocabulary include "wat cunt", "dardy cuzz" and "ill fuck you for drugs". you can spot a moisty by the general sense of uneasiness, filth and the infamous "belt under tits" or b.u.t for short. the dirtier relative of the "skank" the moisty will often have to deal with 'common life experiences' such as birthing a dead love child into the toilet and will generally have contracted a particularily nasty, mutated form of herpes. a moisty is someone you definately want to have nothing to do with or risk losing all your money, drugs, friends and dignity.

" ohh dude check that moisty over there"
"yeah i can smel the super herpes coming off the moisture running down her legs"

"your mummas so moist she has to wear a scuba suit to stop her from drowning"

by the styles April 27, 2010

moisty

Any woman

That chick wouldnt shut up, man what a moisty

You see that moisty over there?

Hey moisty, get over here.

by deep dazzler April 28, 2009

Moisty

Someone who you consider to be your friend. Also a "term of endearment".

"Hey Moisty"

"waddup moisty"

"awwww, moisty"

"your a sweet little moisty arent you!"

by sketi April 29, 2009

Moisty

anything that is moist or wet arond the nifkin region

dany fingers was very moist while he was getting a Moist blumpkin

by moisty blumpkin June 17, 2003

Moisty

somone who moists out.. i.e. pikes, lazy as well as a bit wet behind the ears.talks in low soft whispers and yet is somewhat hopeful..if only slightly annrebriated.

Youre not coming again? Your'e such a moisty.He's not leaving the house today.He prefers to moist in front of the playstation.

by james January 11, 2004

moisty

When you take the dick so hard that when he nuts, you start sucking and then you go anal. He then nuts again and then you stick his cock in your pussy again.

“I love when my boyfriend gives me a good moisty.”

by totesWhite November 22, 2017

moisty

the feeling of semen in between your but cheeks

After doing the dirty disco, i feel rather moisty.

by vikisthirsty April 8, 2019