Mortarboarding

Torture by graduation speeches.

We suffered hours of mortarboarding at the UMass graduation.

by AC Cobra July 9, 2009

bricks and mortar

The physical property, real estate. Contrasted with intangibles, sometimes contrasted with cyberspace.

I can't teach you how to skin a cat, but a can tell you a lot about the money in bricks and mortar. Like he said, it's going one way. (Rock'n'Rolla)

by sadko July 19, 2009

firing the mortar

a hand motion that simulates masturbation.

to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.

im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.

im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}

i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}

anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}

by ihtfpfmlmfwp January 27, 2009

pestle and mortar

When you drop chilli and the tip of your penis touches the porcelain of the bowl.

Industrial toilets seem to be ok, unless you're hung like Chuck Norris, but when you go to your grandma's house and she has that tiny little crapper with the fuzzy blue rug and seat cushion; you are guaranteed to pestle and mortar that rig.

by ty187 June 17, 2010

Martarpa

Maar-tar-pa

To voice discontent (or moan) over a situation or event etc.

or

To state when someone is moaning or poking fun at someone who is moaning

Jo has ben told by hs mother to do tidy his room

Jo: Martarpa!!! -.-

or

"Oh dude, my Girlfriend was all like Martarpa at me for staying out late."

or

Bob: Man I just did an epic fail!!!

Jo: *lol* Martarpa!!! :P

by Shadow Demon May 10, 2010

MIRtarded

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.

Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.

by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023

french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.

Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.

by ElongD69 November 7, 2017