Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet

Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!

by Beabstinent September 11, 2016

Flyover Mishap

A catastrophic man-made disaster in a “flyover” state which is downplayed by the liberal media because it occurs in a part of the country consisting of low intelligence voters who criticize Mayor Pete’s inaction and who support Trump and conservatives

The January 2023 train derailment of train cars in East Palestine, Ohio, full of toxic chemicals, were intentionally detonated, and was described by Mayor Pete, his DOT and the liberal lapdog New York Times as “Flyover Mishap”.

by Mil3druid4 February 17, 2023

sailing mishap

from Teen Girl Squad

SAlLING MISHAP

by cheeseguy June 8, 2004

tragic_mishap

tragic_mishap is a Nick Name for a Girl Called Emma, She is a Real Tragic Mishap

She: sexually harrass gay people, steal signs from Gas Works and YMCA buildings, totally wets herself - by sitting in a puddles. Getting stuck in London all night. She falls over stupidly placed trolleys in Tesco car park, become reported missing after not returning home the night beforere and place the words EMERGENCY DOOR, on the Bus emergency exit, with VIRGIN POO...

All In all, tragic_mishap fits Like a Glove!

God She is a REAL tragic_mishap!

by Chris Ward February 24, 2004

hulk mishap

hulk - "power", mishap - "oops (ouch!)". so basicaly a sexual situation when the involved parties are "goin at it" and the intensity grows and grows (hulk), then the member slips out and causes injury (mishap).

shes goin at it on top rodeo style, startin to get into it feelin good, start grindin harder n harder til she goin full bore givin it all she gots (hulk staus) til... it slips out, stabs, bends, (breaks) and both parties hulk mishap, and are writhing in pain holding their nether regions.

by baci81 February 9, 2010

Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 19, 2018

Moody mishap

Whenever you start to dye your hair darker and darker until it’s black, then adding highlights. Then later on in life you realize after your mom buys you a juul that you are actually lesbian.

Yo bro I think Morgan moody is having a moody mishap lately, how about you?

by Bigwhopperdrivinachopper69 April 10, 2019