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Microscope Jesus

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus
by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021
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Microscopic

{John} YOUR PENIS IS MICROSCOPIC HAHA
{Harold} STFU JOHN. YOURS IS TOO.
{John} …
by WaterEarthFireAir May 20, 2022
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Microscopic

The length of one's dick and the size of one's balls
"Yo is that Dylan" - Person 1

"OMG yes it is, I bet is dick is so microscopic he will be a virgin forever" - Person 2
by Hello there_____ March 12, 2024
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Microscoping

Calling attention to a small detail or attribute that bothers you about someone, or asking them to explain it to you on the spot. Usually something that most people would avoid out of respect, or overlook because of how unimportant it is, especially when done without any segue and derailing the conversation or ruining the vibe.

May be done intentionally to "knock someone down a peg", or unintentionally due to social retardation. The chosen detail may be an insecurity for the microscopee, or may become a new insecurity after the microscoping is complete. The chosen detail may cross a line, leading others to callout the microscoper, or it may be too subtle to warrant a callout.
Guy1: "Hey everyone, look at this amazing art that my step-daughter drew!"
Guy2: "Saying step-daughter is sad, why not just say daughter?"
Guy3: "What's really sad is you microscoping that."
by Tekaiguy December 19, 2023
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Microscopic

the size of your cranium and your IQ
Wow bro, Your Cranium Is So Microscopic!”
by haha yez April 11, 2022
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microscopic

Woah dude! Your cock is microscopic!
by HawkTonyTuah May 10, 2025
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micro-microscope

another term for ultra-microscope.
Viruses can be seen through a micro-microscope.
by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011
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