mergetard

Noun; a merge-challenged driver; a driver who seems unable to accelerate and merge into traffic properly or safely.

“I’m stuck behind a MERGETARD on the 405! This guy can’t merge to save his fucking life!”

by Louie II March 15, 2018

Mervert

A mervert is a pervert and a molester mixed together.

Friend: "That molester they just put in jail is such a pervert!"
You: "So, he's a mervert?"
Friend: "Totally!"

by Epic Fail Facepalm December 30, 2011

The Merger

That one unwanted friend that pushes his/her way into the friend group. The one that no one knows how they got into the group and no one likes. They usually start by following your group around until they are a common appearance and are progressively more annoying as they merge deeper into the group.

Jake: How the hell did we let the merger in the group chat, all he does is follow us around.
Rick: Idk someone else added him.

Jake: goddamn it now we have to make another one, Just act like we still use the first one.

Rick: k, thank god.

by Get tf off my lawn April 8, 2019

merbert

n. in the middle of yerbert and nerbert

what are you doing later?
merbert?

by C-RADS February 18, 2004

mervert

a pervert who is only interested in looking at males; obstensibly male or female, but probably male

Quit watching me while I shower, you fucking mervert!

by Increasetheheatonthestreet. September 20, 2005

Mervert

A Mitch (Male Bitch) and a pervert

Jake: John is just too mitchy and sexually possessed
Nino: yeah he's a Mervert

by Kips August 31, 2014

merger fatigue

From a company merger, a disease known as “merger fatigue” occurs when an employee (which epidemic quickly spreads to others) of the “mergered” company will lose their job at some unscheduled yet certain time in the near future causing disorientation with this lengthy process. As the Trojan horse is rolled in, sharks circle the dead carcass limp in the deep waters of the corporate world for a feeding frenzy; weariness of an employee due to the diminution and irritability of the fact that one’s once prominent work has been diminished to the repetitive conditions of detailing so other’s may receive credit and take over that work.

Sometimes companies move too slowly because of “merger fatigue”, where employees tire of the rigors of concentrated focus and continuous effort. That, in turn, slows movement and progress, and what should take one or two months to accomplish ends up taking a year.

How does this work? I would have never thought of this – something so complicated yet made so simple. We need to have this, can you show us all you know? Policy dictates we comply; yet “merger fatigue” blames the CEO of selling us out for millions in several years of large bonuses and salaries, and a position on the Board of Directors of the purchasing company, while company employees get severance pay only if they stay to complete the company dismantlement and absorption, and providing cooperation with the other company’s employees to complete this task. - Thinking: Corporate America Nowadays, Corporate Greed, Golden Parachute, Who's the Last One To Turn Out The Lights?!?

by cheyenne bodie July 22, 2009