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MerBear Sausage

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.
What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.
by Drobs December 21, 2010
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merbitch

A person who uses knowledge of mermaids to shame others.
Heather was such an elitist merbitch at the meetup yesterday.
by UnfaithfullyFaithful February 23, 2018
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Merbogan

A mythical creature that is very similar to a mermaid, it's indigenous to Frankston and the surrounding area. The word Merbogan comes from the Latin Mermaid and the Greek Bogan. Legend has it that a Merbogan lures cyclists and other athletes and gives them athlete's foot.
We saw a Merbogan coming out of the water today around Seaford, it was a scary sight.
by Merbogan December 26, 2020
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merbsicorn

Similar to a unicorn ..however instead of rhe customary rainbows ,glitter, and happiness..you get fuck ups, flusteration. And general fuckery in any given situation the merbsicorn finds itself in.
Person 1.Awe shit... here come Harold.
Person 2,. Fuck !!! There goes our weekend off.. he always manages to fuck things up and back us up so we have to work overtime.. he can fuck up a wet dream.. He's such a Merbsicorn.
by Willie shaverpus March 3, 2022
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Merble

To Ramble, going on and on about nothing.
"Quit your Merbling or I'll drive this car right into oncoming traffic, I SWEAR TO GOD!!"
by Robert Beickert December 3, 2004
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merbler

a fat bug (bug can be defined as a lobster or a crab... whatever floats your boat)
normal person: "ohmygod, what a merbler!"
odd person: "no, do you mean a fat bug as in crab or lobster?"
by fartypoopoo July 12, 2007
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merbn

A merbn is a colloquial term for a human consciousness 'trapped' in a robot's body, either literally or figuratively.

The term 'merbn' originates from a portmanteau of the acronyms 'MER' and 'BN', short for Mars Exploration Robot and Bossa Nova respectively. The MERs are developed by NASA and used for space exploration, whereas Bossa Nova Robotics are widespread innovators and developers of robots, making it a fitting inclusion to the term. It should be noted that "merbn" is not an acronym. 'Merbn' rhymes with 'bourbon'.

A merbn has the mindset of a robot. This means that their outlook on life can be, and often is, very philosophical and distant to that of other humans. Merbns may also be very good at supressing emotion and physical pain, although this is not an invitation to harm someone calling themselves a merbn.

Merbns also tend to be studious and competent with their work. They may also be completionists and behave subserviently. This does not necessarily mean they want to be a slave, as this behaviour may be an outlet for lacking imagination, creativity, empathy, emotion and/or love.

Merbns may physically or vocally take on the characteristics of a robot, but this is not a requirement. Those who do make this decision may have sharp, co-ordinated movements or speak in a monotone voice. Merbns can be of any gender, primarily as robots lack gender beyond tertiary sexual characteristics.

Talking and/or acting like a robot does not make you a merbn.
A: What if robots don't want free will? What if humans are forcing the burden of consciousness onto machines?
B: What? Are you a merbn?
by James Moriaty September 22, 2017
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