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Shiest-meister

Someone who constantly scams others. The king of scheisters. An asshole who is always acting shady and ripping off one person or another. The guy that traded you a venusaur for your charizard back in the day.
Yo man, that fucking car dealer sold me a piece of shit car. What a shiest-meister!
by The shady boyfriend May 27, 2007
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Whore Meister

A pimp, an irresponsible ladies man, or any other form of related low-life who pockets his coin off of live female flesh.

Etymology: Coined usage, from "Whore" for prositute and "Meister," German for "Master."
Hugh Hefner is a real Whore Meister!

See also: Hefner, Whore Master
by Chance Wayne May 4, 2006
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Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy
douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters
by that guync30 May 27, 2010
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bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon
Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister
by Lollipot July 20, 2013
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jit meister

the “master” or the “ jit of all jits
by yurmother1234 May 29, 2022
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silly meister

A silly meister is someone who is so incredibly silly and overall a big jokester. They come in all different shapes and sizes. This slang term is only used when someone is being very silly willy and has the became the ultimate silly meister.
“Yo have you met that new girl ?”

Yeah man she is so crazy and like silly, I’d go as far as saying she is a silly meister!”
by PeakMal July 19, 2021
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Meeting Meister

A highly skilled and usually prominent expert at the art of running, and sometimes participating, in a meeting.
My husband, a highly adept clinical psychologist who is also a quality management guy, is the hands down Meeting Meister of his workplace!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2022
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