Shiest-meister

Someone who constantly scams others. The king of scheisters. An asshole who is always acting shady and ripping off one person or another. The guy that traded you a venusaur for your charizard back in the day.

Yo man, that fucking car dealer sold me a piece of shit car. What a shiest-meister!

by The shady boyfriend May 27, 2007

Whore Meister

A pimp, an irresponsible ladies man, or any other form of related low-life who pockets his coin off of live female flesh.

Etymology: Coined usage, from "Whore" for prositute and "Meister," German for "Master."

Hugh Hefner is a real Whore Meister!

See also: Hefner, Whore Master

by Chance Wayne May 4, 2006

Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

by that guync30 May 27, 2010

bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon

Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister

by Lollipot July 20, 2013

jit meister

the “master” or the “ jit of all jits”

wassup jit meister

by yurmother1234 May 29, 2022

Sus Meister

Someone who isn’t it attempts to steal your girl but is unsuccessful

Jeff attempted to swoop but was unsuccessful so he is a Sus meister.

by Carsonsaboogerhead February 6, 2019

Meeting Meister

A highly skilled and usually prominent expert at the art of running, and sometimes participating, in a meeting.

My husband, a highly adept clinical psychologist who is also a quality management guy, is the hands down Meeting Meister of his workplace!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2022