MILFaction

Noun referring to furtive sexual activity with a mature woman, especially one that has children.

Yeah, Snorgtee girls are hot ! But I'll settle for some MILFaction any day.

by Juan del Taco August 16, 2011

MILFISY

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck If She (was) Younger.

Sam: Hey, check out my bio prof.
Johnny: Would you hit that?
Sam: Meh. She's a MILFISY.

by Sewer Rats September 17, 2012

milf weed

Marijuana grown by Nancy on the show Weeds. Name was given to Nancy's marijuna by Snoop Dogg, who also wrote a rap called Milf Weed for the show.

I wants some of that Milf Weed!!

by feraldo November 1, 2006

Milf

Is an acronoym:

Stands for mother I'd like to fuck.

Can also stand for man I love fishing.

I myself am a fan of hot moms and fishing.

Stifler's mom is a milf. Your mother is also a milf.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Cookies & MILF

when a hot MILF (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) invites you into her house and gives you cookies and wild sex.

My best friend's Mom told me to wait in the house for my friend. She gave me Cookies & MILF.

by milfcookies01 November 22, 2011

Milf Hunter

A man who carries out the art of slamming woman who have had one or more children.

Not to be confused with the fat wanker with a goatee who bones chicks that are paid and unlikely to actually be mothers, they are just loose as.

A milf hunter is noble in his cause, making sure he only roots milfs, maybe even buying the kiddies a little treat for them being so cool about their mother being spread-eagled.

I am Nathaniel, I am Milf Hunter

by macs11 April 22, 2009

MailFucked

When you get spammed via email, text, or any form of online communication from any unwanted person and/or online company.

I hate getting mailfucked by relatives on facebook.

I just got mailfucked again by a groupon coupon offering me 20 percent off some shitty wine rack.

by ThaChaz April 26, 2011