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Mcbadgersmacks

A person who has very poor nutrition choices and is borderline anorexic i.e sharing the same weight as the average UK badger. A ‘ mcbadgersmacks’ also likes to use the threat ‘I’ll smack you now’ even though he is a full blow faggot.
‘’Wow look at that idiot there with his salad thinking he’s going to turn in to a straight up Abercrombie and Fitch model, what an absolute mcbadgersmacks’
by Pete the great May 3, 2018
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McGagger

A very large line of cocaine that makes you gag after snorting it
I snorted a fat ass line, it was a real McGagger
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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Maskbaggery

When you wear your face mask on your ear because you're too much of a douchebag to wear over your face.
That chick is wearing her mask on one ear in public and she's not eating, that's a case of maskbaggery if ever seen one.
by Hogleg Jay July 31, 2020
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McGagger

Mcgager is an illusive but Highly sought after trouser snake,known for its choking abilities i.e "gagging",hence the name McGagger. Named after the world renowned sexoligist Dr. Thomas McGagger.
His McGagger was so big,it really choked me up.
by Marrypoppins79 March 1, 2024
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McJagger Satisfaction

A paradoxical state of restless fulfillment; the energetic display of discontent or complaint (”I can’t get no...”) performed precisely because it is lucrative and crowd-pleasing to do so.
The band finished the set with a kind of McJagger satisfaction, howling about how miserable they were while counting the gate receipts with their eyes.
by TR Arterburn December 3, 2025
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eve mctaggert

eve mctaggert means gigner
you are an eve mctaggert
by alicia sturgees February 9, 2022
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A McJagger

When a woman equips a strap on with a sharpened tip and violently penetrates a mans anus repeatedly.
guy 1: Yo man i cant walk after last night
guy 2: how come dude
guy 1: she gave me a 12 inch McJagger
guy 2: a what
guy 1: a mcjagger is when i get penetrated with a sharpened strap on
by A McJagger December 3, 2025
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