M.I.L.F

Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?

*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018

M.I.L.F

Midgets International Liberation Front:A secret organization founded in the depths of the oriuela costa in spain by a former midget who could no longer stand for the discrimination against midgets!, working to eventually destroy texas and bring back a world without jews...or whites...or blacks....or anyone over 4ft tall. There plans arfe coming true and we shall all perish.

M.I.L.F is coming run for your lives

I think he`s in M.I.L.F
M.I.L.F scares me

by Milfmasta January 21, 2009

M.I.L.F

Mother-In-Law Free

So glad my divorce is final. At last I'm M.I.L.F!

by paybacksabitchisgone June 1, 2011

M.I.L.F

MILF Is an abbreviation of Man I Love Fishing
Usually used by fisher men that have love for fishing

Dan-Look at that boat
Jeremy- M.I.L.F

by legendofwondereland March 9, 2018

M.I.L.F

Mothers Id Like Fuckin' you retard

Andy Halls mom is a damn good MILF, id nail her any day.

by Tortuga July 1, 2004

m.i.l.f

Mother Is Looking Fine

Hey man, look at that M.I.L.F. by the pool.

by Sigman July 9, 2006

m.i.l.f.

your mom

hell yeah your mom's a m.i.l.f.

by dinosaur boy roy December 16, 2008