Mose

The fat long dick nigga who is funny and married Mariah Carey

I wish Mose would come fuck this pussy up!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

MOSE

An alternative for "hmm", is best used when you're trying to come off as brain dead.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity around 1665 while drinking... When he was growing up, Newton spent much of his time on his family farm... and that is how Newton discovered Gravity"
Person 2: "...mose"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Guys, please, we really have to take this seriously"
Person 2: "...mose"

by anonymous July 28, 2022

Mose running

Mose run can be used as a way to explain our running form, but when called in distress it can mean to Mose run out of a problem or emergency. Mose running is the only correct way to run.

"Bro I hate it here we should Mose run out of here and get some kids meals"

"yeah man sounds like a great idea I love Mose running"

by Livingnoodle May 3, 2021

mosé old

being so crusty and old that you’re basically a pile of dust without even getting cremated

friend 1: yo i just turned 32 today

friend 2: what?? fr?? damn you’re MOSÉ OLD

by bichibichi April 2, 2019

Malcom Moses

One who excels in preppy english and white history.
One who is also rejected by the black community cuz dat shit cray.

"Hey man, you heard that dude giving a briefing infront of a group? He sounded like a "Malcom Moses"

by cucuyo34 June 18, 2012

moseydick

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task

I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.

by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

Reverse Moses

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.

My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!

by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019