lurp

Someone who may or may not be limited, but certainly acts that way.
This word is often used in professions where it would be completely innapropriate to describe someone as a dumbass, useless or completely lost.

I can't believe that Elliot has done absolutely nothing for the past eight months. The guy is such a lurp!

by Allagash May 19, 2007

lurry

The name male's use for female's that are easy to have sex with. Also know as slurry

Oi see that chik over ther, biggest lurry ay

by Todd G July 25, 2006

lurp

Long Range Reconnaisance Patrol. From Viet Nam War.

The lurp was gone for three weeks.

by Nunzio June 19, 2005

Code Lurpak

Used to describe when a piece of gossip is highly classified information and must not be passed on. Originates from "Lurpak" butter, which is notoriously hard to spread when cold. Therefore, a Code Lurpak is information that cannot be spread.

Person 1: So, can I tell Person 3 about what happened between you and that girl last night?
Person 2: No! Definitely not! That is a Code Lurpak!

by Daniel L 1701 April 12, 2007

Lurpy Twat

A woman's very loose, wet, soggy, moldy, sloppy vagina that looks to be dripping with disease and yeast infection.

Damn bitch! I aint fuckin you no more you got a lurpy twat!!

by $weezyfbaby507$ August 6, 2008

Lurp

A term used to describe the sketchy actions and antics of people, who tend to be methamphetamine abusers, as they go about any and every unscrupulous means to make money

Kassondra: "Gurl, was that Richi Rich lurping over there?"

Rachael: "Yeah, why is he so sketchy??"

by Tsunami1013 April 18, 2015

Lurp

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around

1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.

by Sally June 22, 2003