(noun) A type of human female, most often seen in nightclubs and their environs wearing the standard black mini-dress or variants on that theme, in the company of the male of the variety, the douchebag (which see). Characterized by straightened hair, burnt umber spray-on tan, extreme cosmetic layering, abundant artificial fragrance, dangerously high heels, consumption of large quantities of alcohol, sexual promiscuity, and stereotyped behaviors e.g. screaming loudly, shouting her mating call "Ohmigod! I'm so drunk!", flocking with other lurps, trying to get into the pants of the nearest douchebag. Harmless but obnoxious.
Ex. 1:"Dude, this place is crawling with lurps! SCORE!"
Ex. 2:"Ohmigod, Snooki! I'm sooo wasted! WOOOOOOOO! That guy's hawt! I wanna piece a that!"
Ex. 2:"Ohmigod, Snooki! I'm sooo wasted! WOOOOOOOO! That guy's hawt! I wanna piece a that!"
by Notta Lurp September 18, 2011
The act of a meth addict searching for anything he/she can sell or trade for meth. Usually occuring during the hours of 12am and 4am. .
by left apachejunction July 10, 2006
One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.
Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.
Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!
Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...
Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!
Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...
by YGproductions April 21, 2016
Someone who may or may not be limited, but certainly acts that way.
This word is often used in professions where it would be completely innapropriate to describe someone as a dumbass, useless or completely lost.
This word is often used in professions where it would be completely innapropriate to describe someone as a dumbass, useless or completely lost.
I can't believe that Elliot has done absolutely nothing for the past eight months. The guy is such a lurp!
by Allagash May 5, 2007
by Nunzio February 16, 2005