Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by Eddy April 14, 2007

Lumberjack

The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.

Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.

"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"

by *samIam* January 17, 2012

Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.

You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.

by the R&L book February 9, 2009

Lumberjack crap

When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.

Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap

Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did

by BigD ken February 3, 2015

Lumberjack brunch munch

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.

Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.

by bASS201 November 2, 2018

lumberjack

To fuck over an entire fanbase by writing, producing, and airing a television series finale episode so poor that even a union of hookers think it sucks more than they do. Named after the surprise regarding protagonist Dexter Morgan's fate at the end of the series finale of television show Dexter.

I was eagerly anticipating a fantastic conclusion to this series...but I got lumberjacked. We all got lumberjacked.

by Gervasex September 24, 2013

The Lumberjack

When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.

My buddy and me flipped a coin for positioning during the lumberjack.

by Nathan November 20, 2004