lolitician

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.

My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.

by metheuspro January 8, 2009

the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

levitate

To raise up or leave.

Me and my mans about to levitate - Mos Def

by D-Bruch November 8, 2006

levittown

this is the town that, when sitting in someone's backyard with 50 of your closest friends, you all coninually complain about. "this is the most boring place in the world" yet, when you leave you are the first person to defend it to the death. the never ending fued between division and macarthur (and island trees is the nerd that wants to be a part of it all) is something that lies deep in levittown history. drinking in the sump, or on the bleachers, or behind homeplate at mac's baseball field with a game going on is all something any kid from levittown has done. public pools, paul's and mr softie (with the enormous driver who disappeared one summer and came back the next 900 pounds lighter), and st bernards basketball & cheerleading camps were the things to do in the summer. we've all been caught smoking behind tricounty and i dont think theres a kid in levittown who hears the name mccarthy and doesnt shudder a little. the best place to party was someone else's backyard, and every saturday from june 30th - august 30th there was a block party somewhere that you would plan on crashing, walk through and inevitably find someone you knew. (this finding someone you knew thing happens pretty much everywhere in levittown anyway). whether its segesta, dominicos, or porto fino, bageltown, strathmore, division ave, or freds, levittown has by far the best pizza/bagels/deli on long island, and anyone from here will agree.
so after reading this, break out the natty ice, roll the joint, and find a nice sump for you and your friends (this will be easy because, for the most part, they all live at home and go to nassau anyway).

keep it real, l-townnnnnnn

so whats going on in levittown tonight?
getting a 30/bottle/both and sitting in someone (anyone's) backyard

by Gen. Douglas Mac May 13, 2006

lokita

Is actually spelled loquita. "Lokita" is slang text & is used most often throughout the internet & the younger genre.

It is spanish for "crazy girl", but in a sweet kind of way.

"Hey Lokita, what's up!"

by CrazyBeautiful June 15, 2008

logitech

A computer speaker/keyboard/mouse/cam/gaming products manufacturer with great quality.

I got this awesome new logitech mouse.

by Amer August 2, 2003

locker room loiterer

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.

Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011