mostitute

a moss covered prostitute

"You think the north side of trees are mossy? You must have never seen a mostitute"

by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008

bostitute

A quadriplegic prostitute you can easily carry around like a bowling ball.

Hey, Derek, don't forget to grab the Bostitute and your badass bowling shoes.

by Joe-nell June 9, 2016

luvstitute

The action of trying to take the intense love you feel for someone you can't be with, and assigning it to another.

She was happy with all the attention she was getting, but he doubted he could luvstitute much longer.

by beaujolais November 8, 2009

Laxtitute

A hybrid of prostitute and Lax, ergo, one who sluts herself out only to lax bros.
She keeps you in the shower a little bit longer, and she definitely knows her way around a head.
The veteran laxtitute silently accepts a pinny the morning after and takes her leave.

Bro, I thought about asking that Laxtitute if she was clean but then realized shes only slept with all of us

by Laxtitute69 June 26, 2010

postitute

One that posts useless drivel in a forum for the sole purpose of raising his post count.

Synonym: postwhore

I wish Luke would post something useful some time. He's such a postitute.

by birq September 18, 2006

laxtitute

A girl who plays lacrosse and is therefore only attracted to lax boys.

My team is full of laxtitutes. They go to all the guy's games.

by laxtitute December 28, 2005

Lawstitute

Any girl in law school that will go down on any guy she happens to meet in the law library of her perspective school. Even if he happens to be nothing more then a janitor.

I'm trying to study, and all I can hear is the lawstitute on the other side of the book shelf blowing the prof on her way to an A.

by Violable Juniors July 7, 2008