shrek x lord farquad

The sexiest couple in the city

man shrek x lord farquad is cool

by reeet101 October 16, 2019

Lord Farquad

The short king from Shrek that tries to steal and marry Fiona but ultimately fails.

Lord Farquad makes a great meme.

by Elvis Twister Penis November 26, 2018

Lord Farquaad

A person with an extremely long chin, freckles and black short but wavy hair.

Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter

by lololannabelle November 18, 2014

Lord Farquad

Our lord and savior Lord Farquad an almighty being beyond mortal comprehension. He destroyed shaggy in a duel which created the big bang.

Stranger: Hello, are you a follower of Lord Farquad?
Yippy: Oh yes I'm actually his pupil.

by Yippy the fox February 5, 2021

Lord Farquaad

A tiny trap with a Karen haircut A total ass

lord farquaad is such a Karen

by HailRussia September 28, 2019

Lord Farquad

Jake

Jake is Lord Farquad

by Jay is a cool dude June 18, 2019

Lord Farquaad

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.

Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."

by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019