A lottery minigame in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door that turns out to be a scam. Rather than operating off of luck, the system determines which day you win based on the number of days you bought the ticket. To get a shot at jackpot, you have to wait 335 -395 days to take a chance. Sure, you can speed up the process a bit by changing the GameCube's system clock forward, but turning the clock back rewards you a 500 coin penalty.
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When you go to Subway and tell the people making your sandwich to "Surprise me". The results can vary from delicious and unique to disgusting and nightmarish.
"I'm sick of the same, boring sandwich. Let's play the Subway lottery!"
"I just got a cucumber carrot jalapeno seafood sandwich with sweet onion sauce, vinegar & mayo. Looks like I just lost the Subway lottery."
"I just got a cucumber carrot jalapeno seafood sandwich with sweet onion sauce, vinegar & mayo. Looks like I just lost the Subway lottery."
by Constable Honeydew March 31, 2009
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by The Spike February 26, 2007
Get the clap lottery mug.Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
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