lonche queen

A bad bitch of a wife that wakes up before you makes you a hot breakfast and packs you a homemade badass lunch so you don’t have to eat shit from the gas station.

Hey bro you gonna get lunch at the Valero? Naw bro my wifey is lonche queen she already packed my lunch.

by Dr.Notsopepper March 10, 2021

loochiani

money, cash

Hey man, you got my loochiani?

by ben young September 12, 2003

Loocher

Noun. Anything that makes the sound of shit hitting water, the looch sound. Essentially calling someone a loocher is calling then shit.

To enrage the bullies he stuck his butt at them and called out, "Loocher, loocher, loocher!"

by Teammillunzi February 18, 2009

Looched

1. The art of having a theory and/or rumor debunked in extremely short and swift fashion by the Looch or his staff of minions. 2. A swift banning at the hands of Billy Liucci of the Marron and White Report at texags.com

Trick brought some info to Texags in the hopes of stirring up the masses and got his ass looched.

by Bonfire 1996 September 28, 2008

Lonchis

A slang term for the drug Marijuana commonly used amongst teenagers in Peru.

Got Some Lonchis?

by Cezsar July 1, 2011

Lootch

A slang term for a lighter

Yo can you pass me the lootch so i can sink this cone

by samkushh October 28, 2018

loochmas gifts

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.

where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.

by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021