Loominator

A very annoying person who is always looming around looking over your shoulder wanting to be noticed. Someone who won't go away.

Everyday at my cubie at work the Loominator stands up and stares over his cube to mine until I notice him.

by SlimShugga November 6, 2012

Loominati

Illuminati can be shortened to Loominati for humour purposes.

We all know Loominati governs everything but we deny it because we're programmed so.

by Awkwardestinyboy July 5, 2016

Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.

You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.

by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016

looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019

lookiny

An object that resembles a magnifying glass. A magnifying glass usually wouldn't be called a lookiny, just objects that have the same shape.

The first time I walked into a candy shop, I bought a lookiny candy that smelled like coffee.

by Seshie November 6, 2019

loomingart

the best person ever

"oh you know loomingart on tiktok? THEYRE THE BEST PERSON EVER"

by barbarastan May 7, 2021

Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.

Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”

by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022