logistitard

anyone who simply can't figure out how to be on time at the right place

"Michael was not only late, but he even went to the wrong restaurant - he's such a logistitard..."

by psyCohn December 8, 2009

lenis picker

someone who picks lenis plants

He’s such a lenis picker ugh.

by jon.theprock September 8, 2018

Lois Griffin

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Lois

Do not be deceived by Lois' seemingly sophisticated name. At first glance, Lois has a poised exterior, but once you get to truly know her, you will soon discover her overwhelming contagious crackhead energy, particularly through the hours 3pm-6pm and 11pm-4am. Lois is easygoing; she finds way to vibe with anyone she feels is genuine, and does not get petty over the little things. However, she is very stubborn, and this can be both awe-worthy and frustrating at the same time. Lois is also able to fall asleep anywhere and anytime, and has a huge soft spot for any animal. Lois can sometimes be found complimenting her friends while incorporating some false self deprecation. Does not appreciate the Family Guy references.

Friend: How do I look in these pants?

Lois: Wait, your ass looks so good in those.

Friend: Yea, but we all know you have the fattest ass in this friend group.

Lois: Shut up rat, I'm flat as a board. (She's not)

by biddieboo January 15, 2020

Lois

Lois is a person with a great personality has her struggles but fixes everything in the end very. Loving smart

Oh Lois has turned her whole life around!!!

by M.r Willy wonka June 5, 2018

logistics

the transportation and shipment of goods

Instead of saying I was a paperboy I said I was in media logistics for 5 years, so I got the job as C.E.O.

by [e-mail] June 8, 2004

Lois

A unique kind of person, he/she is a nice, charming and funny person, always helping out and caring for others. They give the best hugs and can get quite jealous over the person they love. They will not stop chasing the person they like and are quite romantic.

I hell want to marry a lois, theyre faithful and give the best hugs

Lois is such a sweet girl, i love her to bits

by Altanonymous November 25, 2012