laghouse

A computer that runs slower than a 486.

"Damn these chat-ass Holy Cross laptops are such laghouses."

by Art July 22, 2004

lofthouse

a house which contains a loft
and within that loft there is a doll's house
which has a loft
and in that loft there is a doll's house
which has a loft
and in that loft there is a doll's house
which has a loftand in that loft there is a doll's house
which has a loftand in that loft there is a doll's house
which has a loftand in that loft there is a doll's house
which has a loftand in that loft there is a doll's house
which has a loft etc.

oh look there's the sacred lofthouse

by the ugly lover April 16, 2003

Scott Longhofer

A fucking stud.

Hey, did you meet Scott Longhofer yet?
Yeah, dudes a fucking stud.

by Studsville January 4, 2009

Loghouse

A polite insult of a person who is extremely lazy or lathergic.

Chris, you're such a loghouse!

by cheezybeenz August 19, 2012

Loghouse

A person who essentially possesses the qualities of a log; brainless, dense and immobile. Loghouses are generally a quiet and placid breed but can behave very erratically after a few too many diddlies.

As the room span wildly around him and the voices in his head became louder and louder, Chris the loghouse started to really regret that last line of ket.

by ramalamadamadingdong December 15, 2012

louthouse

Da outdoor WC dat you make da less-caring/desirable of your guests use instead of da indoor washroom.

One of da most notorious ways dat a deadbeat party-guest shows his insensitive "devil-may-care" side is by shamelessly hogging da bathroom for extended periods, and so sending him to da louthouse is doubly a good way of dealing wif dis --- it gets his spirits-dampening self outta da crowd of more-desirable attendees, and lets him take as long as he wants to "finish up", without delaying other folks who may need to "spend a penny" throughout da party-time.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

longous

When someone forgets how to write the word 'lengthy'

Writer Writing Writingale: 'You went on a longous adventure of...' errr.
Writer: Let me look this up on www.urbandictionary.com of all places.
Writer: Oh, I'm supposed to use 'lengthy'! I'm glad I looked this up!

by Kitoning Thinkery January 28, 2022